News
‘We Support the Right to Freedom of Expression,’ Says University Official Who’s Trying to Contact the National Guard
“No one should be scared to express themselves on campus,” NYU spokesperson Larry Houston told reporters, while holding his phone to his chest.
News
Woman Who Actually Finished a Book Finally Starting to See What All the Fuss Is About
“It wasn’t about finishing the book so I could say I’d finished it or reading 10 pages a day because I ‘probably should.'”
Living
How to Be an Active Participant in the Conversation Without Bringing Up Your Cats
Refer to your cats as “my friends.”
Thoughts
Why I’m Going on a Silent Retreat After Realizing How Much I Talked at the Hang Last Night
It’s time I check myself, lower my voice, and simply listen for seven straight days, with an optional two-day extension for extra silence.
News
Woman Permanently Off-Balance From Always Wearing Tote Bag on Same Shoulder
“It’s kind of like ‘sea legs’ but with tote bags.”
News
REPORT: Sure, Man Could Go for Some Kids
“It sounded more like he was suggesting we split a plate of fries.”